Preheat oven to 350°
Lightly grease a muffin pan and fill
with muffin mix.  <To be used later>

Now, what you'll need: 

A teaspoon of quiet giggles
with just a dash of 
sly looks across the table.
<use sparingly>

Five cups of mischief.
Two cups of strawberry topping.
One can of whipped cream.

<can be increased to two cans if you trust your kids>

and one big plate of pancakes. <about 10-12>
Make sure you measure
<very carefully>
all exits from the room.
Now stir in some good nature
and sprinkle with just a touch of laughter.

<make sure you use the laughter at the very end 
as it may cause clear escape for hubby,,,errr ummm the target>

Now just yell the word GO! and see 
how easily your pancakes fly.:)

<Makes enough for about 4 people to get real messy><G>

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Yield: 1 Family
4 c Of love
2 c Of loyalty
3 c Forgiveness
1 c Friendship
5 Spoons of hope
2 Spoons of tenderness
4 qt Of faith
1 Barrel of laughter
Take love and loyalty, mix them throughly with Faith. Blend it with tenderness, kindness and understanding. Add friendship and hope, sprinkle abundantly with laughter. Bake it with sunshine. Serve daily with generous helpings

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Remove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375.
Melt 1 cup margarine in saucepan.
Remove teddy bear from oven and tell Billy "no, no."
Add margarine to 2 cups sugar.
Take shortening can away from Billy and clean cupboards.
Measure 1/3 cup cocoa.
Take shortening can away from Billy again and bathe cat.
Apply antiseptic and bandages to scratches sustained
 while removing shortening from cat's tail.
Assemble 4 eggs, 2 tsp. vanilla, and 1-1/2 cups sifted flour.
Take smoldering teddy bear from oven and open all doors and windows
for ventilation.
Take telephone away from Billy and assure party on the line the call
was a mistake. Call operator and attempt to have direct dialed call 
removed from bill.
Measure 1 tsp. salt, 1/2 cup nuts and beat all ingredients well.
Let cat out of refrigerator.
Pour mixture into well-greased 9x13-inch pan.
Bake 25 minutes.
Rescue cat and take razor away from Billy. Explain to kids that you
have no idea if shaved cats will sunburn. Throw cat outside while 
there's still time and he's still able to run away.
 

Frosting

Mix the following in saucepan:
1 cup sugar
1 oz unsweetened chocolate
1/4 cup margarine
Take the darn teddy bear out of the @#$% broiler and throw it 
away -- far away.
Answer the door and meekly explain to nice policeman that you 
didn't know  Billy had slipped out of the house and was heading 
for the street. Put Billy in playpen.
Add 1/3 cup milk, dash of salt, and boil, stirring constantly for 2
minutes.
Answer door and apologize to neighbor for Billy having stuck a 
garden hose in man's front door mail slot. Promise to pay for 
ruined carpet. 
Tie Billy to clothesline.
Remove burned brownies from oven.

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