Hot Wings of
Doom
From Missy
5
lbs chicken wings, the bigger, the better.
1 12oz. bottle of Red Hot
sauce (or equivilent)
1 stick of butter (not margarine!)
Cayenne pepper
Habanero pepper sauce, pure if you can find
it. Try to avoid the type that's mixed with onions, carrots, etc.
A
bottle of really good spicy Italian
zesty salad dressing. The kind
with big
chunks of garlic, spices, etc.
Tabasco
sauce
Flour
Shake 'N Bake mix
Cut the tips
off the wings and toss them, then separate at the joint. Get a plastic
baggie and put a handful of flour and a little bit of the Shake 'N Bake
mix in the bag. Not too much.
Do up about five wings at a time in the bag, then put them on a wire rack
above
a foil-covered sheet pan. You will probably need a couple of
such pan-rack deals to be able to fit them all on.
Put the two-boners on smooth side up, just barely touching one another.
Don't have them touching each other too much or they will come out greasy and
slimy.
Heat your oven up to 425 degrees and put the wings in. You're going to
want to cook
them for about a half hour, then take them out and flip
them over with a set of tongs.
After this, put them back in. It's normal for a lot of steam and smoke to
be produced.
(Your house may smell like wings for a day or so after making them! Take
the battery out of your smoke detector!)
When you've flipped them, it's time to start on the evil hot sauce. Get a
small sauce
pan and melt a whole stick of butter into it. When its
liquid, take the bottle of Red Hot sauce and start pouring it in. You will need
almost 3/4 of the bottle. The mixture will turn from yellow to orange.
Add a little tabasco sauce (approx. 2 teaspoons) and some of the Habanero
sauce.
Be carefull with this stuff. It is hands down the hottest
pepper sauce in the world. The stuff could be used in chemical warfare! But not
only is it ferociously hot, it has a most delicious and exotic taste to it. Just
put in about a tablespoon or so into the sauce. Add about two teaspoons of the
zesty italian salad dressing.
Keep stirring the sauce with a wisk until it just starts to bubble, then
cut the heat and cover it up.
After about an hour total time in the oven, the wings should be done. They
should be really crispy - almost dry looking. Take them out. Heat the sauce up
again until it bubbles, then remove from heat. Grab the wings one at a time with
the tongs and dunk them right into the hot sauce. Hold it under for a few
seconds, then tap it on the side of the pan to remove loose sauce.